“Quit being a prick toward him. He left his phone on top of the DVD on their kitchen table and he is late coming home. He was gone when Julie woke up.”
“So, call Julie and invite her over for some fun.” I never knew how must of an insensitive and narcissistic prick my husband truly was.
Incensed I told him, “Not only should you quit being a prick, but you also need to stop being a dumbass as well. You may have just underestimated him. It is quite possible he is not the submissive cuckold you believed to be.”
Ken replied sanctimoniously, “Oh quit. Did you see how polite he was after watching the DVD? He was all Mr. Manners as he asked, “May I please have it to watch” and he thanked me when I gave it to him. You are worried about nothing. He forgot his phone because he had things on his mind and he’s probably scared to hear what Julie had to say to him.”
“What are you talking about?” Susan wondered.
“I suggested to Julie some ways to inspire tiny dick to let Julie join our group.”
“What the fuck Ken? Julie, join our group? You mean Julie and Tommy.”
“Because Julie is one fine piece of ass but tell me why would you women want to be serviced by “old, tiny dick”?
Susan ignored her husband as he disparaged Tommy and asked him, “What suggestions Ken? What did you tell Julie?”
He smugly replied, “I told her to tell “tiny dick” that she loved him even more for allowing and understanding her need for having sex with their friends and how it would make their sex life better and if he rejected the idea that she would deny him sex, maybe even divorce him, and take him to the cleaners.”
Ken, for a supposedly smart guy, you’re truly fucking stupid!” Susan left Ken to choke on that as she left the room and immediately called Julie back. and telling
“Hey Julie, is Tommy home yet?” she inquired.
“I still haven’t heard from him.”
“Did you discuss with Tommy any of the things Ken suggested you tell Tommy so he would agree to this?”
“I really haven’t had a chance to talk to him. He was very quiet last night, and I didn’t feel comfortable with some of the things Ken said to me. I love Tommy and I certainly don’t want a divorce!”
Susan added, “If you talk with him tonight, do not mention any of what Ken suggested, especially about cutting him off from sex. Let’s get together for coffee tomorrow morning.”
Julie agreed before Susan hung up.
It was Saturday morning and I had planned out my day as I made the morning coffee. When Jason came down, I said,
“Hey Jason, let’s take a road trip. You drive, and I’ll buy lunch and dinner and pay for the fuel as well.”
He simply asked, “So, where are we going?”